Really well done. Creative and informed. Yes, we have tweezer-washing stations and very few men use them. Good question.

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I think people will be using Trump as an argument against democracy a hundred years from now

So they’re not paying severance to employees they fire?

Can you imagine thinking that a political candidate is the next-coming of Christ? So no.

We only attack ‘half-black’ entities, it’s politically expedient.

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Masturbation is genocide™ and Mark Robinson would never genocide. Ever. The Democrats genocide all the time and it’s not Mark Robinson who does it. Vote Mark Robinson on November 31st and make sure masturbation-genocide doesn’t take over this country like liberals.

There’s one missing

SponsorBlock (alongside an ad blocker) is great for skipping ad reads plus a lot of other annoying bullshit.

These radicals from California are really doing damage

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2026 headline: “Greg Abbott resigns after admitting to killing many young babies and having sex with his mother”

Please, please litigate this issue AFTER she wins. Everyone is far worse off for all sorts of other reasons if she doesn’t.

It still is far more important that she win this election.

Let’s be fair, the “suckers” and “losers” he referred to were only those who died

You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?

Search engine quality in the United States is determined by 60-80 year olds who have only ever used Google to search for “lexisnexis.com”

Who exactly is confident that Trump won’t throw a coup-level hissy fit when he loses?

I agree. It seems like something you’d deny outright. It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker, or if MAGA republicans endorse couch-fucking. Is this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.