Known liars lie about stuff, more at 10

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.

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Don’t worry 1.6° is looking really reasonable we promise

The dreamer of dreams

SEE WHAT I CAN’T SEE

I’m not your buddy, guy

SUPERBUG, IN MY BLOOD, SUPERBUG, MADE OF THE DISTURBING STUFF

VENUS SPEEDRUN ANY%

But we fined them $10,000 and wagged our fingers at them, surely they won’t do it again!

The underage girls he dates seem to think so

The deer have discovered a breach in our defences, France will soon be annexed.

‘Rough sleeping’

Ah yes land of the free and us telling you what you can and can’t do

It’s a pretty great way of putting your money where you mouth is though

Aye aye captain

Must include an eye tracker to see just how much attention is being paid to the grass also