1. Be attractive

2. Don’t be unattractive

I was thinking about the US lately. Can’t remember why exactly maybe some friends popped up on my Facebook.

But I decided it actually wouldn’t be that bad of a place to live. If it wasn’t for the toxic work culture.

If they worked normal hours and had 20+ holidays it would be alright. Other shit annoy me and you would have to make sure you live in the nice areas but I could live there and enjoy it. But the work culture is an absolute no go. Wish they were like the Aussie. Show up do hard day of work fuck off for some beers. If the surfs good call in sick and end up seeing your boss in the line up. Work hard for a few months then decide fuck it and go to Bali for a weekend accidentally stay there for two months then decide you need to go back to work because travelling is too much effort walk into a job 1 week after landing home.

I’d send them a picture of my arsehole.

Cunts.

Just follow the good old rules of 1 and 2.

It’s not hard

Omg. All men are evil.

No wonder they all kill themselves. Bet women don’t get asked questions like this by people that are meant to love them.

There worse things than being a virgin.

There was a TV show. Stephen Fry 100 greatest gadgets.

For 1 he told a story about how some guy was talking to a largely uncontacted tribe and they were really interested in their tech.

So he knew they would have a supply drop and took them out to see the plane for the first time ever. The tribe was remarkable unimpressed with the sight.

The guy asked what was up and they came back with the reply “You can make fire from your fingertips. Of course you can fly”

He named the lighter the number 1 gadget.

No Japan is a monoculture, people move to the cities.

UK is multicultural, people move out of the cities.

There is no way they went to Turkey. They rich enough to get it done at home.

If you receding or going bald. Minoxidil and finasteride will help slow things down or even help with regrowth if you lucky.

Minoxidil is topical (usually) and finasteride is a pill. You go on fin when you have a hair transplant so if you going down that route you might as well try fin first.

I bet every actor is on fin.

Tell me more about growth hormones

The first time I learnt about my asbestos I was about 12 and my mum was going off at my dad about it. This was after we just took a load of roofing off an old shed without masks or gloves.

Thinking of it. He also give me fucking tinnitus when I was like 22. Really should have fucking learnt my lesson by then :(

God: “I’ll make a wonder material. Fire proof. Strong. Insulating. Just dig it up from the ground. Common a fuck. Waterproof.”

“Then they can all get cancer the cunts”

“Okay I’m done shit posting for now. Where’s that big tittie blonde gone”

Thou art wise as thou art beautiful

Thank god for that.

Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s.

It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

Mate you got some serious, serious problems. And you need to take a step back and look at your life. You have an internet addition if nothing else. You obsess over arguments and have a superiority complex.

You need therapy.

I literally don’t care about Columbus. The guys been dead for a million years. Why should I care about him, out of all the millions of people in the history books you seem to have a hardon for this guy. I don’t. I don’t care. Why him specifically? There are much much more interesting people out there that I just don’t care about Columbus even slightly fuck him and fuck you.

The fuck you is justified because you said this to me

Maybe you’re okay with cutting off the hands of non-white people. Is that it?

You want a reaction out of me so you can block me. If you are going to hide behind your mod powers because thats all you go, and going to make out people are racist because I don’t care about one guy you want to get in an argument about. Then you’re a cunt.

This is the equivalent of describing Hitler as “a guy who helped the German economy.”

What’s the comparison exactly? What did i (not you) say about Columbus that is equivalent to that?

You’re full of shit.

He thought the world was smaller than it is and found the Americas.

I know who he is I just don’t care. There are plenty of people in the history books but I don’t give a shit about Columbus.

Even in terms of explorers he’s a shit one. I’d rather read about someone else.

I don’t know where you got that from. Don’t even know the guy.

Mate your effort levels of shit posting here are unmatched. Kettle black an all that.

I’ll take that as a yes.

If you put that scene up would you cut out the part that involves the funeral?