I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

That fucking godawful trailer convinced me not to see it unless there’s unanimous praise…

Ah, the Hopoate

“He wasn’t a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!”

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Halo.

Biden didn’t run either

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

You forgot to roll for initiative!

… You right mate? Smelling toast at all?

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

While having someone scream random numbers at them as they count. Fuck em!