Except maybe to prison 😅🥲😢😭
Except maybe to prison 😅🥲😢😭
Oh Don Piano
I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷♂️
I mean, I use them all the time 🤷♂️
I’ll stop doing this when we make a new punctuation that conveys my need for people to like me lol
Do I have to drink my own urine? No. But it’s sterile, and I like the taste.
Will it hurt baby top of his head?
Getting divorced, but started therapy. Bit of a mixed bag really.
Doom Eternal sucks ass, I’m so glad I tried it on game pass instead of buying the damn thing.
Jokes are usually more clever 🤣
When you’re only havin’ seconds, I’m having 23rds
I don’t watch a ton of gun videos, but I’m petty confident that this is the best one that there is.
Oh, that’s right! What’s up, Mr. Cheezle!
I’m not sure how it is in the USA at large, but where I live, I can walk right into a store and buy a gun, but I have to get a special permit to own a bulletproof vest 🤦♂️
Wouldn’t want to make it harder for the police to murder me I guess.
Little Bobby Tables, we call him.
If my wife were here, she’d tell you that there’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers.
Hey! Did you know that in terms of…
Back in my day you’d be lucky to see a javelina. Now you just want to kill em. Must be fuckin’ nice!
I’m not one for conspiracies or whatever, but I do worry about escalation. I’m not worried too much about the cops themselves, most of them are just bullies and not that bright. I’m worried about who the government sends when the cops can’t contain a situation.