@Dagnet @dragontamer
I saw a video of a guy doing breaststroke in full plate mail once. Sure, it was rough for him, and he was already pretty fucking good at swimming, but he didn’t sink like metal Mario or anything like that.
A #ttrpg nerd and a #rodent lover.
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@Dagnet @dragontamer
I saw a video of a guy doing breaststroke in full plate mail once. Sure, it was rough for him, and he was already pretty fucking good at swimming, but he didn’t sink like metal Mario or anything like that.
@Fosheze
Don’t forget the citric acid! If you don’t include the citric acid, the water doesn’t go into the cheese right.
@The_Picard_Maneuver
Does that really count as cheese, though?
@The_Picard_Maneuver
I am so grateful I have never played with someone like this
My group’s campaign started with us being called in to select the next heir, which involved investigating the sins of the imperial harem. When we got there, there were about 60 children and 12 viable heirs. Currently, there are 5 remaining children and 2 viable heirs.
@nothacking @Stamets @rpgmemes
Thats just dnd in general right there
Are we playing the same campaign? Lol
There was a Sewer Man!
@bigtuffal @dndmemes yeah that’s how it is
@Fundamentallylazy @ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling
Okay, that chart is, like, 5 difference systems of measurement pretending to be one unit of measurement. The imperial system is bad, but it’s not quite as bad as that chart.
That said, I like how most imperial units are at a scale that feel nice. Like, most things you measure in feet are no more than 10 feet long, most things you measure in yards are less than a dozen yards long. Also, it’s nice that at 0° F you know road salt isn’t gonna work.
You actually reminded of this wonderful #dream I had last night about explaining to my fiancée how earthworms are an invasive species
@Godric
So unfair that they keep typecasting black actors into playing black characters.
@LemmyKnowsBest not sure what you are picking up on, but I think our #mastodon server runs well partly because our admin works for Google and can bring his expertise over here. I have mixed feelings about that. He is very obviously a fan of the big tech companies and seemed a bit miffed that we all got so upset about #Threads trying to #federate
@pteryx @196 fun fact about child development: Kids don’t develop proper Theory of Mind until they are about 7 years old. Before the age of 7 every child is a little sociopath that is barely capable of comprehending that other people also have feelings.
Its not impossible for them to develop empathy, though it’s hard. You can get those Empathy neurons firing by forcing the kid to think about other people’s feelings at least once a day. So, any kid with good Empathy just has good parents.
@sbv they tend to see clips on either YouTube shorts, TikTok, or incorporated into other things. They don’t need to watch the actual show to think Homander is cool
@onlinepersona @thegiddystitcher that’s actually what I am doing. I found I can just follow all these peertube users from Mastodon, so that’s what I do
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling
It’s September.