Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli

Yes and people are much dumber

Less oxygen circulating around these days

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

Did you see Regis this morning?

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

Most people: 😨

Statisticians: 🤓

Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time

What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill

I call it the Autism formerly Known As aspergers

I wish i had a train of thought.

Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought

Why else would it be called teabagging?

Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption

Bros 'tism yearns for the smithy

-ropenis?

“Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny.”

Im more on the

“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”

Side of things

Ever been to a walmart in a small town on saturday?

Where the only thing to do in town is go to the walmart…

Its that but with enough gas pumps to fuel the military

Spend weeks automating your documentation

You will surely not regret spending that much time on something that probably wont be used

Vinland saga

FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice

Never bothered with any 3rd party apps

Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately

They both had the same problem.

Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.

I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?

Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.

I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie