On the one hand she’s got a great entrepreneurial spirit but on the other hand, stealing from a store is never ok to do.

He’s got a point. America is a nation built on strict conformity and following the rules. Without that stuff we could end up like some crazy third world country.

I think she would make a fine Presidentress. Seems like she has a few great ideas up her sleeve about how to get this country out of the mess that Joe got us into.

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It’s good practice to buy at least one or two new smartphones per year.

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Life expectancy has also gone up. You’re lying through your fucking teeth.

America wasn’t set up to be run by popular votes, for a reason, by the wise founding fathers. Do you hate the foundational tenets of liberalism?

The electoral college is good because it stops mob rule from taking over America and doing tyrannies against the minority of wealthy entrepreneurs.

This is a great innovation by Phillips, and it follows rule 8 from my best selling business book, “12 rules for business”.

Rule 8: The business is always right - never give customers a choice when you can dictate the terms to them instead.

I’m coming to your funeral now just to piss you off

You are a terrible landlord. I would have evicted and found somebody who could pay full price, and kept her security deposit to cover the transition. I doubt you are as successful of a landlord as me because you make foolish business decisions.