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🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

alights the Thew signal

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

P(ort)alworld

You know he ain’t gonna fly

Is that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?

everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

probably something like this

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

https://youtu.be/BomXaB2pXS4?t=2685s

Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?

The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).

Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.

“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”

“What makes you say that?”

Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

eurobeat track intensifies

…you live in Australia, don’t you