Andre the Giant was far too good for such a despicable business as professional wrestling
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Andre the Giant was far too good for such a despicable business as professional wrestling
“Women are you feeling rested like the person who is not a big enough anime nerd”
I’m not sure what to think about that 🤔
Or maybe a wizard did it
This was really a skibidi toilet
Is that gorilla building up to a confession of sexual attraction to bananas?
I would kill or die for Naughty Wilbur
This really Skibidied my Toilet
Because of all the woke there is, probably
I want Elon Musk to die in a fire, so neither of us are getting what we want
But I don’t like coffee 🤔
I’m not kink-shaming, I’m kink-asking-why
Hired goons?
That’s illegal, people can’t do that!
Does Lenin want to wear the lingerie I buy for him while I fuck him, or does he want me to wear the lingerie I buy for him while I fuck him? 🤔
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I’m no expert - not being in possession of breasts (or Hotwheels cars) - but I imagine the angle is a bit tricky with ones own breasts. It’d be hard to get the same kind of view one would get on someone else’s, you’re kinda locked to one viewpoint
If anyone wants to contribute towards me growing some breasts of my own I promise to let you drive Hotwheels on them 👉👈
Remember kids, your granny has to freeze to death this winter but we can give millions to fascists