Shake Your Screen" Optical Illusion refers to a fetish drawing category

how could a dancing frog meme be turned into a…

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ah, right-o. carry on, then.

where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?

Yamaha makes nice basses, no doubt about that. I’d love to own a vintage BB series bass someday.

I bought a different brand of massager, for massaging, and it works really well for loosening tight muscles and easing pain. Highly recommend getting one.

It did come with some attachments that seem tailored to groin muscles, but those can live in the junk drawer.

And yes, everyone who sees it in my house makes a joke about using it to whack-off, but I have no problem with that.

solid like a fresh, crunchy cool ranch dorito

need to still be able to get in and cancel the service before the trial ends.

there’s probably a lot of better ways to do it, but I only need a free trial for small stuff a few times a year, so I’ve never looked too far into it

moving the period around in an email address allows some sites to see it as a new user, but ignored by the email client.

so new.user@email.com and n.ewuser@email.com can both make accounts, and not even need to make a mask.

this probably works better for some domains than others, but I’ve had great success with it.

keep running up that hill

well, ain’t that some shit

Yavanna gets the last word in

those bridges flipping upside down and the shapeshifting staircases were some next level platforming action back in the day! and that is also the song I go to most when going for sonic soundtracks. I jammed with a band for a while that played it, and also mystic cave zone.

run the whole trilogy, and keep those speakers cranked up

how are you gonna sell more cars that way? petroleum doesn’t buy itself, you know

the future of AI is making fake testimonials as advertisements

that’s a whole lot of toothpicks

if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn’t leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together

I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream

same! went to my spouse’s work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.

I’m better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.

owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.

well played, robot

totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird

I never use prime, and stuff usually shows up in 2 or 3 days, anyway. They optimized their shipping abilities, and then convinced some people to pay more for it.