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Ouch, that’s sad.

Definitely when Bender eats one fat free potato chip and a pile of bricks fall out his ass. Fry never comments on it.

Olestra was a fat-free “oil” manufacturers were using in potato chips, and there was a bunch of press about it causing diarrhea.

Bowlero set the style. Now they all look them.

It was in Palm Springs, California. I think Fantasy Point?

Its tough. I take massive amounts of meds.

If my mother wasn’t 93 and acting like a toddler, I’d have left her there alone.

She has a stomach like cast iron, and wanted greasy fried food.

The weird part is, she’s from Italy and is a big food snob, but when she comes to the US she wants to eat gross food.

Gabapentin. Miracle drug.

Yeah, exactly. My migraine got much worse as the night wore on. I took a ton of gabapentin and Ubrelvy just to get through it.

I seem to be having trouble responding to some comments.

To answer a few points, my mother is in her 90s. She is not suffering from dementia, but she doesn’t deal well with not getting her way. She throws tantrums in public. So it is easier just to go along with her wishes. One of my sisters had the police called on her for elder abuse once because my mother was throwing such a fit about how mean her daughter was to random strangers. Edit: if you’ve seen the episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Lois’s evil mother comes to visit, and they call the police on her when she refuses to leave, and she plays the pity card to the cops and almost gets Hal arrested? That’s my mother.

This trip was the first time I had seen her in 2 years. I took her to the casino with the agreement that I would wait outside, but of course she pretended to be looking for me in the casino, security called me thinking she was lost, and when I went in she insisted we go eat there rather than heading back to the vacation rental. I couldn’t exactly leave my elderly mother there and go back to the vacation rental without her.

I got home a week ago and don’t plan on calling her for a while. I am still pissed off.

She’s a narcissistic bitch, and I try to limit my exposure to her as much as possible.