Isnt that basically the entire plot of the loki tv show?

I haven’t played since 3.5 do humans not get an extra feat at level 1 anymore?

You should assume every online service saves all of your activity for years. Decades even. Why would anyone think google wouldn’t?

Back in my day, Orcs were only brutal monsters to be slain without remorse. If you wanted to be a green meanie you played a half-orc and you liked it and you didnt question the parental implications of your character!