Oh sweet! What super powers did you get?
All I got was the ability to mostly choose what to focus my attention on.
Oh sweet! What super powers did you get?
All I got was the ability to mostly choose what to focus my attention on.
How do I know I’m not cake?
Oh no, it’s happening again…
You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravity in the future?
And he said unto them “just one more turn”…
Not everybody works in America.
Well except, obviously, for humanity. That’s our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.
…but I don’t have much talent.
Couldn’t you just make 10 louder?
I mean that’s all well and good, but then how would the very deserving shareholders get dividends?
Won’t somebody think of the shareholders!?
Its calories are over 9000!
Does anything NOT raise gas prices?
What! They’re not tits! That’s a chest butt.
‘It’s just one game of Civ Michael, how long could it take? 10 hours?’
I’ll have a look at these ones, and I’ll add my own on top: How to ADHD by Jessica McCabe, I found that one to be something worthwhile.
Oh, people are well aware of your… ED.
Turkish delight!
It’s a good day to be a boobs and ass person.
So many sprained ankles.
Guns don’t kill people, pregnant women kill people! /s
This skeleton may not have genitals, but they sure know how to bone.