Can I offer you a cane in these trying times?

laughs in lower back pain

I’ll see what I can do… Appreciate the input.

Suggestions?

tArIfFs mEaN ChInA HaS To pAy mE To bUy tHeIr cRaP

Maybe you can explain this to me… I’ve heard this countless times over the years, but I can’t figure out how it’s measured?

Is it based on if MC is taking average human strides? It seems like a ridiculous metric.

I’d give em 50 bucks and a swift kick in the dick…but that’s the best I care to do.

Only problem is the hyena you are referencing are more like…

How does it compare to Firefox feature-wise?

Not sure about that, you shock the right kind of rock the right number of times and it can do math… you shock one of these clowns, the closest thing you’ll get them to do is meth.

Isn’t that funny… people who SHOULD be smarter than that… people who don’t stand outside in the rain and drown from staring at the sky… people who can string two fucking sentences together can’t see that any fucking economic policy the new regime is going to implement is going to do anything but send prices through the roof?

I hope I’m being Mr. Dooms-and-glooms… but fuck all…

Thank you, I hope you’re right.

To where, exactly?

No snark, I’m genuinely interested.

“People are stupid; they will believe a lie because they want to believe it’s true, or because they are afraid it might be true.”

Schadenfreude is a helluva drug…

Mirthdood

Sorry they laugh at you choom…but everyone has a kink, glad you can bring pleasure to people.

The Mutual of Omicron approves this message.

That’s it… my bad.

Wasn’t there a song about this in the 90s?

Pave Plaestine to put up a parking lot?