You would think the Poles wouldn’t like him that much

With rice

Ohio was the inspiration for the Ohio-class submarine, which has the terrifying ability to turn any location on the planet into Ohio in less than 30 minutes

He hasn’t even done a “This isn’t who I am” yet!

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders?!!

A more accurate mascot would be the anthropomorphization of centuries of murder, rape, genocide, and sexism. Wonder what that would be

Hackable as fuck. Paper optical scan ballots that can be machine or hand counted and audited is the gold standard for a reason

Those cliffs just scream Kaneohe, Hawaii. Which would put them at or near Kaneohe Marine Corps Base

Whose definition of fine art? This could be an amazing rebranding opportunity

.15% per day adds up pretty quick

The first Starlink-Amazon war destroyed many Amazon warehouses

I think that’s just implicit now

Giant squirrel satellites with glowing red eyes staring down at Earth

He also knows most companies won’t cancel their AWS

Be careful what you do ironically lest it become done ronically

Have an email complaining about you etched onto it

I thought it was because YouTube had become unwatchable

Actual solution is prosecuting the fuck out of these criminals to deter others

They can only afford the failed ones like Ben Shapiro

Woohoo more vote third party slop posting