The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year agoI'm sorry sir, it says so right here.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1imageI'm sorry sir, it says so right here.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareKarlos_Cantana@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSounds great to me. You don’t have to pay taxes. You can’t be arrested, because you can’t arrest a dead person. You can do anything you want to do. It’s just like being dead, but alive to experience it.
minus-squareaksdb@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoThen again… if someone kills you, is it still a crime? You were already dead after all.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAt least in some places: Mutilation of corpse is a wrong of willfully, recklessly, wantonly, unlawfully, or negligently dismembering or disfiguring by cutting, scratching, or mishandling the body of a dead person. It is an offense of dissecting or dismembering, without authority, the dead body of a person.
Sounds great to me. You don’t have to pay taxes. You can’t be arrested, because you can’t arrest a dead person. You can do anything you want to do. It’s just like being dead, but alive to experience it.
Then again… if someone kills you, is it still a crime? You were already dead after all.
At least in some places:
Mutilation of corpse is a wrong of willfully, recklessly, wantonly, unlawfully, or negligently dismembering or disfiguring by cutting, scratching, or mishandling the body of a dead person. It is an offense of dissecting or dismembering, without authority, the dead body of a person.