• janAkali@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

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      1 year ago

      You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

      Shit shower shave

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        1 year ago

        With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

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          Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.

          I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.

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          You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.

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            1 year ago

            I’ve gotten myself checked multiple times and it’s always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.

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      If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn’t going to go up from that point.