• AquaTofana@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    As an overweight child, I for some reason thought I was athletic enough to try acrobatics on my mattress.

    I was not.

    My first attempt at a back tuck, I landed on my back and kneed myself right in the eye. My mother was super pissed because she knew teachers and shit were going to ask questions. I can still hear her cussing under her breath as she applied makeup to my eye before school 😂😂😂😂