Kyrgizion@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe people living in the world of "A Quiet Place" must be IMMENSELY skilled in judging/trusting their fartsmessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down115
arrow-up1182arrow-down1message-squareThe people living in the world of "A Quiet Place" must be IMMENSELY skilled in judging/trusting their fartsKyrgizion@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 year agoI mean I can control how loud it’s gonna be by how I spread my ass cheeks. You push them together for more volume/pitch and spread them for silence. I’ve had a full 8 second fart come out in pure silence by slightly spreading my cheeks
minus-squareJohnSwanFromTheLough@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 year agoSound like you know a thing or toot about playing the anus.
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoI’ve been known to blow the butt trumpet occasionally 🎺
I mean I can control how loud it’s gonna be by how I spread my ass cheeks.
You push them together for more volume/pitch and spread them for silence.
I’ve had a full 8 second fart come out in pure silence by slightly spreading my cheeks
Sound like you know a thing or toot about playing the anus.
I’ve been known to blow the butt trumpet occasionally 🎺