Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.
Mustaches are mouthbrows
Eyebrows are Eyestaches
If you have a unibrow is that your face’s moustache?
For real. If you have a monobrow, its the same line than on the mustache
Eyelashes? Soul patches.
But are mustaches below your nose or above your lips?? hmmm
Now I wish I had eye beards so I could have eye goatees.
Brandon Sanderson’s Stormlight Archive books have an entire country of people whose eyebrows grow very long. I guess that would qualify as eye beards
Correct. Mine are handlebars.
I really wish I could swirl them like a manly moustache.
I could probably do this, if I stopped trimming them…
Try harder damnit!
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Wouldn’t they be toupés or hair pieces?
