• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Microsoft: “Hey Apple, wanna buy some of our stuff?”

    Apple: “Sure. What’re you sellin’? Xbox? O365? Exchange?”

    Ms: “No No. Bing!”

    Ap: “…bing?”

    Ms: “Bing! Our search eng-“

    Ap: “-Not interested.”

    Ms: “C’mon! We’ll throw in uh uh- Teams!”

    Ap: “VERY NOT INTERESTED!”