• SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    “Do you think if you were playing your very best tennis, you could win a point off Serena Williams?” Was the wording.

    Yes I think with enough games I could win a point. I’m playing my best tennis! Hell, I could win the whole damn game when she passes out from exhaustion and has to forfeit that match. The question sucks.

    It’s like would I win a boxing match against a bear? Obviously I would win. A bear would use so many illegal moves I would be posthumously declared winner.

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      1 day ago

      I think I might be able to convince her to let me get a point somehow. Maybe as a joke or make it seem like it’s the right thing to do like I’m a make a wish kid or something.