Class 13 Death World
If we’re going by Columbus logic, probably “Jupiter”
Can we get to Jupiter through Earth? No, but at least there’s beaver.
Meat Packing Facility #173
The call it “Dirt”. There was a misunderstanding with the word “Earth” and it got translated to soil or dirt, so they picked “Dirt”.
“This isn’t Mars? You’re not martians? Ah fuck you, you’re martians.”
Hmm, so they were aiming for something else, but got here instead because they had crank theories about the shape of the universe? (Columbus thought Earth was egg-shaped instead of a sphere, like everyone had correctly thought since the time of ancient Greece)
They call us something translating to “the Andromidans”.
I mean you don’t have to go with the analogy fully, but yeah, that’s a deep answer, I suppose.
Blue Marble probably
Shithead
“Planet of the money-crazy hairless apes that can’t relax”
Or “Klaus”…
Probably not Alienia
Salty Water Ball With Some Dirt Patches
their new colony
Probably some Italian gibberish.
A fixer-upper.
