• MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE.

    BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY.

    FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE.

    FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST LESS.

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    10 months ago

    How this actually goes down.

    “Give me your wallet.”

    Reaches for gun

    Is immediately tackled by second mugger

    Face turned into jello

    Mugger now has new 5.7

    The OP is correct about one thing - escalating petty theft to a deadly conflict is generally a very stupid thing to do in the real world.

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      10 months ago

      Yeah you give them the wallet, they run off, you draw the gun and yell STUPID IDIOTS MISSED THE MONEY IN MY SHOE HAHA. they turn around. You get wallet back.

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        10 months ago

        My first set of 5.7 from FN was at almost $1 per round. In the PS90 it gets expensive to shoot.

        Last purchase was at around 40 car, so it’s less of a drain than it was 2 years ago.

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    10 months ago

    Is there a Yeah, That Happened community?

    Because, sure, anon. That totally happened. 🙄

    ETA: Jesus Christ, I got the “joke.” Calm down and stop leaping to the defense of some 4chan anon halfwit.