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minus-squarewebghost0101@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·edit-24 days agoWhy would a mermaid even need a bra for? Their sexual allure to humans is part of their natural survival strategy. Neither starfish or clamps add any support either. Makes as much sense as a sentient peacock butterfly covering the eyes on its wings cause its shy.
minus-squareSas [she/her]@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up48·4 days agoA bra leaves things to the imagination while still being sexy, often times moreso than just naked
minus-squareNemo's public admirer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up29·4 days agoMaybe the ones with bras are able to allure more people?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoNatural selection gonna naturally select
minus-squareapotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·4 days agoMaybe its the aquatic version of lingerie
minus-squareCodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 days agoWell, I just found out that manatee mammaries are located in their armpits, so I think we’re going to need to pull up the drawing board on this one. Seems like mermaids need a total do over!
Why would a mermaid even need a bra for?
Their sexual allure to humans is part of their natural survival strategy.
Neither starfish or clamps add any support either.
Makes as much sense as a sentient peacock butterfly covering the eyes on its wings cause its shy.
A bra leaves things to the imagination while still being sexy, often times moreso than just naked
Maybe the ones with bras are able to allure more people?
Natural selection gonna naturally select
Maybe its the aquatic version of lingerie
Well, I just found out that manatee mammaries are located in their armpits, so I think we’re going to need to pull up the drawing board on this one. Seems like mermaids need a total do over!