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I’m dying in a religious conflict
Bonus:
Are you by chance Irish?
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…
It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.
Nothing can.
It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She’s made to be mine.
“I want to be with her together.”
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
“I absoluetly want to be with her”
She seems to be alone right now.
“Is it my chance?”
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
“aww man”
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing
FBI OPEN UP
Apparently I’ll die becoming Israeli
At least you aren’t going to die becoming a southern belle.
I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should’ve seen coming.
I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.
I WARNED YEH!
DIDN’T I WARN YEH?
well hmm, This could be interesting
https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Snow-Cave
apparently I’m bad at igloos
I’m dying of stupidity, apparently.
Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol
I have nothing more to add to this.
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40
Ok, so I guess I’ll need to move to the USA in the future
Now you can avoid your death indefinitely by never going there
I spent way to long thinking it was “How to make Scorpion man miss you”. Thought I was gonna get stung.
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy
Well, at least I was prepared.
That’s so damn funny!!!
:(
uh oh
I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it’s at least plausible.
