sudo rm train.sh
problem solved 👍
why would you wanna kill the programming language commitees.
I’ve played enough X-COM to know that 50/50 is actually 100%, I just don’t know which way. Better trigger it!!
Am I also in range of the nuclear bomb, or am I safe? Unclear as the image doesn’t specify if it is drawn to scale or not. Also which direction are the tracks currently pointing.
I’ll take the 50/50 because those are some damn good odds!
Well, you can take yourself out of the equation because you’re not tied down and can just move after flipping the switch.
chooses bottom track
“C’mon…c’mon!”
trolley heads towards committe members
“Dammit!”
runs over and jumps on the nuclear bomb pressure pad
Joke’s on you I hate myself and my family
Bottom tracks, easy
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Fuck the metro I guess.
Ok so this one just isn’t fair.
Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.
Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.
Wait, which one leaves you unemployed?
The lack of standards path of course.
Unless you work for the committee or for ISO somehow, then I don’t think that really follows. C++ and JavaScript were both used in production for decades before they had standards, and the dissolution of the standards committee wouldn’t cause compiler vendors to stop developing compilers.
Ok.
Fair.
“You and your entire family” means “All life on Earth”.
That should make the decision somewhat easier.
By my definition, family is who you treat like family.
I thought seaweed didn’t have a common ancestor
A Mark VI only has a 18 to 160 kiloton yield.
Can we replace it with a B83?
I think I’ll take my chances with the bomb
Wait, what does the middle track do?
It’s the Republican track
Same as normal but you chose the status quo rather than having it enforced upon you.
Let’s play coin flip!
