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  • JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    They’re adding in

    Those pauses

    To make it seem

    Like their words

    Are carefully chosen

    And so more important

    That’s how geniuses talk

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      What are they adding in? It looks like your post was cut off.

      It’s a shame because I was about to offer you a job because it looked like you wrote a lot, but I can’t read something that’s incomplete.

      Good luck on the job search, you would do well to copy the whole thing next time.

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    2 months ago

    So that when you read their words, you go into a suggestible trance-like state, as if you were watching some self-help speaker or charismatic preacher talking on stage.

  • SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    They got tired of the hand clap icon.

    This is

    Much better

    Than hand clap emoji

    And it is

    within CO2 consumption boundaries

    Required for green washing