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“big asf” hurts. It should be “big AF”, “big as fuck” or I’ll even allow “big as F”, but pick a lane.
“big asf” with tiny feet
Smaller the better - more creepy, more likely you just stepped into the home of slenderman
Like Paul Bunyan walking around on pool cues.
Or Dennis Reynolds
also get a gigantic food dish and add some giant hambones with giant teeth marks
Looks more like aliens beamed you away. Let the probing begin!