I personally agree, but there’s always a whale that fucks it up for the rest of us.

“Did you fart, or was that me?”

“I’m… not sure.”

Like Paul Bunyan walking around on pool cues.

gestures broadly to the flaming hellscape

Ya think?

I just saw it the other day, it’s the only reason i remembered.

They got O’Neill back after an asteroid buried the gate in season… 3? Let the event horizon clear out a cavity, then dig out.

“Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn’t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.”

“You share peesha with meesha…?”

Part of the indoctrination i received at military school was to salute the squirrel on post. When i asked if there’s more than one, which one do u salute, i was informed that’s there’s actually just one squirrel, “and it’s damn fast. If you see two or three in a group, that’s just The Squirrel.”

“President Elon rings a bell, sidekick Trump drools. And now with the weather, is a quadriplegic strapped to a donkey.”

A jab in the eye with a sharp stick, daily, for the next four years, is a better alternative to what’s in the pipe.

“The box! THE BOX!!”

I’m down. This was always more my style. Less pageantry.

Why do y’all keep posting these blank pictures? Is it a new meme I’m unaware of? I don’t see shit.