Thanks, sugar!

🎶 Canada! 🎶

🎵 FUCK YEAH! 🎵

🎶 Coming again to save the muthafuckin’ DAY! YEAH 🎶

About five months too late, you corporate fucking jizztraps.

Is that why you went belly up like a beaten cur when you lost, Kamala? So you could say “toldya?” Is that why you just quietly faded away and refused to challenge anything? For a gotcha?

Fuck off, Hilary Jr.

I’ve received two compliments from women out of the blue in my life. The first time was when a coworker told me i had a nice voice and should do voice acting for anime. That was 2006.

The second was another coworker said “at least you’re cute” to some offhand joke i made. That was 2018.

At that rate, I expect another nice comment around 2032 or so.

The offence is serious and unacceptable.

Therefore, we have no choice but to accept it and move on like nothing happened.

Sorry, best we can do is multiple genocides, and bringing back viruses we’ve all but eliminated.

Uh oh! There must’ve been a paperclip on the freeway! Perhaps something as large and dangerous as a bottle cap!

At this point? Ain’t we all.

“Enkindle this!”

Paul Giamatti!

Several Walter White quotes come to mind:

“Stay out of my territory,” or “let’s cook,” or “I am the danger” all fit.

What happened? Did a humming bird poop on it?!

Lol, glad I’m not the only one!

I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

“Hero of Russia” received upgrade! Is now “Compost of Ukraine!”

Those aren’t ALLIES! They’re just a bunch of DIRTY EUROPEAN MOOCHERS! They stand in the way of GOD, and MURICA!

I, too, am in this comment section.

This vexes me.

Yeah! Find extra corners to cut! Time is money!

I’m pretty sure ol’ Bertolt here was describing my extended family.