What’s the exchange rate of Carlos to Carbonemys?

It’s the size of a small boulder.

Came here hoping to see Cowboy Bebop. Tank! is my ringtone, and i listen to Mushroom Hunting on a regular basis.

Horseshit. They live in an alternate reality. I’m still stuck here in a world with real figures, and facts.

Still a dystopian hellscape, but a real dystopian hellscape.

Red October, standing by.

Why the fuck is anyone still listening to this plague rat?

Unless he’s espousing the most efficient way to spread typhoid thru a community, he should be thoroughly ignored.

I’m called Fresh Cut Grass.

I’d be happy with a half serving of sanity right now. As a treat.

George Washington Hayduke is one of the four main characters in The Monkeywrench Gang written by Edward Abbey. They’re a group of anarchists that destroy things like earth movers to prevent logging or drilling, and just generally fuck with private companies profiting off of public lands.

Basically, they’re eco-terrorists.

Then i guess it’s time to start living up to the old namesake.

Oof, that hurts.

Low hanging fruit, dude.

It’s easier than physically eating the notes.

Thanks, sugar!

🎶 Canada! 🎶

🎵 FUCK YEAH! 🎵

🎶 Coming again to save the muthafuckin’ DAY! YEAH 🎶

About five months too late, you corporate fucking jizztraps.

Is that why you went belly up like a beaten cur when you lost, Kamala? So you could say “toldya?” Is that why you just quietly faded away and refused to challenge anything? For a gotcha?

Fuck off, Hilary Jr.

I’ve received two compliments from women out of the blue in my life. The first time was when a coworker told me i had a nice voice and should do voice acting for anime. That was 2006.

The second was another coworker said “at least you’re cute” to some offhand joke i made. That was 2018.

At that rate, I expect another nice comment around 2032 or so.

The offence is serious and unacceptable.

Therefore, we have no choice but to accept it and move on like nothing happened.

Sorry, best we can do is multiple genocides, and bringing back viruses we’ve all but eliminated.