• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta and he ran for US President in 2016.

    I clearly remember Trump insulting Ted’s wife on the debate stage and then Ted tacitly agreeing and curling into a ball. Maybe Trump doesn’t remember because his memory is not so good.

    Anyways, Elon is President now because Rupert and Putin installed him.

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      On a more serious note: The constitution requires you to be born a US citizen to be President which Ted Cruz was, but Musk was not

      Shame that president-elect musk wants to try to break that

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      Now now. Canada has already offered it’s sincere apologies for Ted Cruz. No need to run salt in the wound and remind us of…our…excretions.

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          Ugh. Well thanks for those neuropeptides. Now I need another a stiff drink and an edible to cope with family AND national shame.

          Maybe it’s high time we draw up a strategic dumbass limitation treaty between our great nations.