• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta and he ran for US President in 2016.

    I clearly remember Trump insulting Ted’s wife on the debate stage and then Ted tacitly agreeing and curling into a ball. Maybe Trump doesn’t remember because his memory is not so good.

    Anyways, Elon is President now because Rupert and Putin installed him.

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      On a more serious note: The constitution requires you to be born a US citizen to be President which Ted Cruz was, but Musk was not

      Shame that president-elect musk wants to try to break that

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      Now now. Canada has already offered it’s sincere apologies for Ted Cruz. No need to run salt in the wound and remind us of…our…excretions.

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          Ugh. Well thanks for those neuropeptides. Now I need another a stiff drink and an edible to cope with family AND national shame.

          Maybe it’s high time we draw up a strategic dumbass limitation treaty between our great nations.

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    It’s a shame that due to Trump’s cognitive decline Elon has to assist him with all of his decisions. It must be hard for Trump to accept it. Even though Elon has always been Trump’s intellectual equal.