🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 days agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1497arrow-down121
arrow-up1476arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 days agomessage-square81fedilink
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-214 days agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·14 days agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up13·14 days ago anal-locked new kind of biometrics?
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 days agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoIs this how Russians call the iPhone gay?
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?