lnxtx@feddit.nl to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agoFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddarwww.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1233arrow-down1external-linkFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddarwww.bbc.co.uklnxtx@feddit.nl to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.ml
minus-squareryan213@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down1·22 days ago[me to the getaway driver] let’s cheese it! [driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoEven if it becomes a crime brie.
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·22 days agoI don’t think they heard you, they already got a whey.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoIf they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.
[me to the getaway driver] let’s cheese it!
[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]
Curd you not
They made a quick Gouda way
Gotta make that cheddar.
Even if it becomes a crime brie.
I don’t think they heard you, they already got a whey.
If they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.