Sadly, his new friend is obsessed with whale puns and other lame dad-jokes.
“Hey buddy! You hungry? I’d krill for something to eat right now! ha!”
Aw don’t cry buddy! You can always baleen on me!
If you couldn’t tell I’m telling these jokes on porpoise !
Oh stop act like a yacht, your affect sinks every time I bring up the whales
And as far as we know we didn’t even have to send Kirk back in time to get it with a stolen bird of prey!
All we need is some nuclear wessels, and transparent aluminum.
I don’t know much about kirby lore but I know enough to know that this is probably verbatim something that happened.
It’s Star Trek but I suppose Kirby could also totally be involved from what I’ve heard that fandom.
Ahhh I can’t read today apparently
Homer speaks to Bart meme: As far as we know, today.
CQ CQ, Whale on 52hz please respond.
Sorry, looking for DX only
Prob a catfish with an AI generated whale call.
A Russian submarine getting back at another dissident whale since the spy whale compromised the entire network before dying
Apparently not but mostly inconclusive.
https://www.iflscience.com/fact-check-has-the-world-s-loneliest-whale-finally-found-a-friend-65797
“New phone, who dis?”
Fuck you, Tony!
That’s a nice fire
Aaawww 🥰
He found a female at random. The new call is his child.
Yesssssss