• Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won’t be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

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        22 days ago

        Wait holy shit you’re right:

        Risk of Scrotum

        Risk of Labia

        Risk of Nipple

        Scrotum Tragedy

        Labia Tragedy

        Nipple Tragedy

        Far Lower Scrotum

        Far Lower Labia

        Far Lower Nipple (uh?)

        Lower Scrotum Tragedy

        Lower Labia Tragedy

        Lower Nipple Tragedy (ok, idk who had a lower Nipple but it’s weird that it’s in the list twice)

        Lower Risk Scrotum

        Lower Risk Labia

        Lower Risk Nipple

        Shit, this might be the biggest combo of band names in a single sentence I’ve ever seen

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      22 days ago

      I’d be more interested in this for the weight. I want more weighted blanket than I can usually find, and I’m guessing this is heavier than that.

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      22 days ago

      I love those! I had bought one with the pockets of beads and hated it, but the braided one is much better. I’ve had mine for a few years now, and it’s still hanging in there.

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      22 days ago

      My wife loves hers and hasn’t experienced any of the aforementioned tragedies… So far.