If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.