Was thinking of this after a conversation I had on a thread about dreams. Someone joked “I was dreaming of the events of The Matrix, then I was woken up by someone worried my dream was infringing the Wachowski’s copyrights”, and it turned into a whole train of thought in my mind, like violating IP law because you stole fire from Zeus which was his intellectual property.
Parents own their child’s genome because they authored it.
I brought you into this world, so I can take you out of it! GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
That’s it young man, I’m revoking your DNA privileges