Not pictured: O’brien
keep it all inside and one day, die
then wake up and find out that you were in yet another prison simulation the whole time
You think maybe he’d wake up in the middle of the night on DS9, quietly whisper “Computer, end simulation”, and then silently sob himself back to sleep?
Oh if he was on the chart, I’d have chosen him. The only characters I’ve ever heavily identified with in Star Trek have been Stamets from being a hot mess, Hugh Culber for PTSD and O’Brien for 800 variations of Space PTSD.
Ah yes, the Bill Burr method.
Are we supposed to pick just one, or are those the steps of a process? Cause I see it as a process:
- Talk about your feelings, exercise for an hour, and then reward yourself with some chocolate.
- Recite a dark spell which allows you to shoot God in the face. Once that’s done, you kiss your cat gently.
- Scowl when the cat shuns your affection, make fun of the cat (I hate that cat), and then lie down in the dirt to let the earth reclaim you.
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I want to be Ezri and Kira, but I’m more Troi and Barclay.
I feel like Jadzia would be “Listen to the worm, take your meds”.
Do not be a merry man
Shooting God in face is also the moral of Star Trek V.
What does God need with a starship?
Data confirmed anime protagonist
You mean Lore? They look nothing alike.
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in Locutus.
If I had to pick in no particular order, I would be Lore, Q and Reg Barclay. With the later two due to the the first being literally impossible.
Literally all of them except Kira.
I thought this was an alignment chart until I got to about Dukat or Lore.
…maybe even Data tbh.
I love this community so much lol
I’m like 12 scoops data, 3 scoops troi, and 1 scoop the rest
Equal parts Dukat, Q and Data.
I’m a Data/Lore with a heavy dose of Q
Out of context that makes me look alt-right, I wish that douchbag had chosen X or something
chocolate
