• odelik@lemmy.today
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    3 months ago

    As my grandmother used to tell me, “Your hands are dry, go lotion them up sonny.”

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      3 months ago

      And from that point on, Granny never did question why lil’ Petey bought lube by the 55gal drum load.

      At least his hands, amongst other things, were soft and well moisturized.