Wait… MOST?!?!?
How do you think Wile E. Coyote orders his gadgets from ACME if he can’t read?
He’s a SUPER genius, remember!
Coyote Shivers probably reads at at least a 5th grade level.
Since I can read it, it fuels my doubts if I am a real coyote. I’m raised by one and I don’t believe in biological essencialism but stuff like that makes me doubty identity
Maybe you were a coyote raised by wolves.
You mean my mother lied to me?
I don’t get it.
/s
Most
hrmm. would
What the fuck
he passes the harkness test it’s fine
Fake, I’m a coyote and I can read this quite clearly…
There are literate coyotes just like you, but they are sadly a minority. Coyote’s education is very overlooked by the government
Running people across the border takes time away from school? And governments generally look down on it.
That’s why it says ‘most’.
I’ve also heard ferrets are terrible at Cribbage, but I’m not a scientist.
I’m pretty sure that one’s been solidly proven in a long series of double blind tests, over a large, international, sample.
The problem is the result was also in company interest so many people think, without reading the papers themselves, that the money swayed the research and it can’t be trusted - despite multiple peer review and publication in most respected journals.
The real problem is the illegal ferret cribbage rings, whose benefactors seed 4chan and other sites rumours of the illegitimacy of the ferret cribbage research.
But you shouldn’t trust me, a stranger on the internet, on these matters. Who knows - I could be a shill for Big Weasel!
Does this mean that there is a small minority of coyotes that read Moby Dick all day?
Thanks that was quick
This fact might save my live one day
100% is greater than 50%. Got it.
