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Come to Florida where the beaches are as shitty as our politics.
Ehh, I don’t think you’re there yet. But by god , you’re getting closer.
if the E. coli doesn’t get you, then the red tide or flesh eating bacteria surely will!
Swim in shit suckers! Look a trans person used a bathroom!
That’s not pudding on his fingers this time.
Sharks or shit, can’t close the beaches when money is more important than safety.
🤡🤡🤡
He’s going to burn the place down before he leaves.
He’s been burning it down since day zero though
Not as exciting as a great white shark that is extra enamored of human flesh, but the outcome is the same: people will die.
I guess Florida ran out of Carl Hiaasen YA protagonists to keep that shit at bay.