I really hope me posting the memes the past couple days hasn’t been a problem. I don’t want to spam. I just have over a thousand images saved on my phone. Combine that with the fact that I’ve been having a rough couple weeks and just looking to make others laugh so I can make myself smile.

Hope you all have a great day either way. Peace and long life. 🖖

  • teft@startrek.websiteEnglish
    30·
    1 year ago

    Stamets, I want you to hook your spore drive up to your memes and give this bucket of bolts full power. We’re gonna hit warp 10 up in here.

    • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.websiteOPEnglish
      19·
      1 year ago

      Last time I tried that I blew out all the EPS conduits. I’ve already nearly bled out in a Jefferies helping fix a rupture in the plasma manifolds. Last thing I wanna do is have that happen again. Or, God forbid, end up ripping the saucer section apart. Vent too much of the mycelial energy to the saucer turbines. Next thing we know the ring is spinning at mach jesus, attempting to reach cavitation of the mycellial network with all the excess energy, and ends up punching a hole in the network.

      Also there’s a Kasellian opera I promised someone that we’d go too. If we hook up the spore drive then it’s gonna take 8-10 hours to recharge from our onboard stash of prototaxites stellaviatori. However I’ve already got the tickets and there’s no refund.

      I knew when I chose the username Stamets I would end up embarrassing myself.