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    5 months ago

    Everyone in San Francisco dies by falling to their deaths into Charlotte. Everyone in Charlotte dies from falling people, vehicles, and general debris.

    An earthquake hits SF, breaking the latch and snapping the USA violently back into place.

    Canada and Mexico say “knock it off, asshole”