I wasn’t on an oil rig but I was around a lot of blue-collar MAGA dudes in 2016 who outright told me they liked Bernie because he also hated billionaires and that he was trustworthy, even though they didn’t agree with him on everything.

And I’m so jealous of undecided voters. Imagine how peaceful it must all be, for politics to be some distant topic that doesn’t affect them. To not get breathless texts from the DNC screaming for money because your name is on a list. To get online and see no politics anywhere, or maybe just subconciously blur it out.

Makes me want to take a ball peen hammer to my forehead, just to find that kind of peace.