President Biden’s reelection campaign is pouncing on former President Trump’s fundraising numbers, dubbing its political rival “Broke Don” on Thursday.
“Not a Winning Campaign: Broke Don Hides in Basement,” the campaign wrote in an email. “Trump can’t raise money, isn’t campaigning, and is letting convicts and conspiracy theorists run his campaign.”
Election filings made public Wednesday showed Trump’s 2024 campaign brought in $10.9 million last month, while his joint fundraising committee raised nearly $11 million. It has about $42 million in cash on hand.
Meanwhile, Biden’s campaign operation raised roughly $53 million in February, which gave it $155 million in cash on hand entering March.
He’s broke and asking his supporters for money, he’s literally a bum.
A bum isn’t a homeless person. A bum is that guy who probably has a home, but he doesn’t work, doesn’t follow rules, always asks you for cigarettes, always borrowing $5 he’s never going to pay back. The leech, the parasite who contributes nothing. Trump is a bum.
Let’s call him Wimpy: “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamberder today.”
That’s an insult to Wimpy, but OK.
There used to be a chain of burger restaurants in the UK named after that character. They had a burger called the Bender.
Edit: apparently still going, but they rebranded the Bender as the Bendy for… reasons.
Can we bring back “scrub”?