• BloodSlut@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    9 months ago

    father 0.0001 seconds after hearing his child is okay: “i could make a dad joke out of this”

    • bionicjoey@lemmy.caEnglish
      2·
      9 months ago

      Let’s be real, he thought that as soon as he heard his son was in a car crash. He just waited til he knew he was okay before telling the joke to anyone.

  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.ukEnglish
    2·
    9 months ago

    A colleague of mine has been known as “wump” for years. I didn’t think anything of it until someone asked why that was his nickname, and one of the old boys said:

    “that was the sound he made when he got run over about twenty years ago”

    nice

    • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      2·
      9 months ago

      Similar story, I had a coworker who went by Skippy and it turns out people call him that because he still walks with a limp from a car crash that killed his brother.

      I started calling him Shaun