Edit: LOL love the responses. You ain’t wrong…
Edit2: I posted this for giggles and have enjoyed it immensely. Thanks for the “parenting advice” (rolls eyes). My daughter is a shit show, but I wouldn’t trade her in for anything. She has three daughters, one of which is exactly like her and the two others are not. So…
Bring her in and tell her the things she did wrong, and how it means she doesn’t love you, and tell her to bring a chair with a cushion because it’s going to be a long talk.