Would you visit their onlyfans?
I mean if they’ve got a decent pear, why not?
There’s pearly any reason to pay for porn these days
You laugh, but eventually camvertisement will be common.
You wouldn’t need OnlyFans, but something like Kick, with titles like “Chequitta Banana, fruit insertion HOT HISPANIC MILF”, the sex worker just smiling and shrugging at the camera, like a Flintstone appliance saying “its a living”.
There’ll even be generational sex workers, reunions and conferences, with photos of them mounted opposite of the previous CEO’s photos in some hallway at the fruit company HQ.
I grew up watching Demolition Man, this in no way would surprise me.
Oh yeah…?
…how do you use the three seashells? I got cuts from trying myself.
Wait, these aren’t pear-to-pear platforms.
They may be doing pear review though.
No pear pressure to follow them tho.
You’d think companies wouldn’t want to waste money on a fuckng YouTube channel, Facebook page, Twitter account, and Pinterest page. Plus a website.
When a company reaches a certain size their expected to have certain things just because other successful companies have them.
If the fired the team that writes, publishes, and distributes the company newsletter where I work, no one who does any real work would notice or care. The fact that we have a newsletter makes our company seem more big and successful to investors though.
newsletters do help companies maintain MAU and support the renewal process though. It’s generally held that a company with an active CS team has lower churn.
It’s free advertising, you don’t even have to pay for the cost of the content being hosted.
Advertising for a fruit??
Got milk?
that wasnt for a single milk company tho
Last year’s superbowl had a bunch of advertisements for avocados, so it’s not that surprising.
Advertising is important for brand recognition. That’s why companies like Coke still spend a fuck ton of money on it. You want your brand to be the first thing people think of when they think of that industry.
They absolutely do pay people to do all of it. Those sites don’t just magically provide content.
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Do they have a Patreon?
No but that have an onlyfans which is bananas
they should launch a Peartreon
but bro they’re a Pleasant Pear
Now I’m curious
And there you have it folks.
Here you go: https://youtube.com/@Stemilt?feature=shared
899 subscribers. Let’s give em 900, folks!
Done.
I wish they sponsored peartube instead.
Probably just a bunch of reaction videos.